From the furthest depths of the uncharted seas, in the sunken city of R'lyeh,
beneath the lives and minds of men lies Cthulhu, the last of the old gods!

He rests in his death-like slumber, awaiting the time when he shall again
rise and feast on the souls of man. Until that time when the stars are aligned,
and he breaks his sleeping seal, Cthulhu comes to the minds of men and....
ANSWERS YOUR CALLS!

For those who've never heard of Cthulhu, he is one of the Old Ones (ancient extraterrestrial beings of incredible power), and is the creation of author H.P. Lovecraft. Creepy, creepy stuff, but fertile ground for humorous parody.